is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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