i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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