Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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