Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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