I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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