Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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