Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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