I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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