The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
