I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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