how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
sex in a hospital.. check
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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