I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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