I don't think brook has ever known best
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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