barbara walters just said penis...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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