dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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