Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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