Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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