i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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