i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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