No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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