I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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