i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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