Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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