We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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