There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Randomize
