Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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