Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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