And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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