i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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