you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize
