Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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