on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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