Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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