we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well you can't waste a boner
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
