We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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