Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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