I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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