love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
