You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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