Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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