i just had sex bonerless
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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