Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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