I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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