dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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