how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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