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(662): View more from Mississippi

Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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(302): View more from Delaware

there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.

(443): View more from Maryland

hey man, it was for science okay.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make

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(425): View more from Washington

Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.

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