1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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