i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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