do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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