Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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