hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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